Your material, organized.
Don't lose your text between shitty notes. Organize ideas, jokes, blocks and setups.
All your repertoire in one place.
Stop your head from exploding organizing on Google Drive.
Smart library
Search, filter and recover any idea or joke with advanced filters, because searching "dick" surfaces every damn one
Catalog your text
Apply metadata (tags, status, type...) to organize your texts, for example: tag "Jews".
Live references (or frozen)
Keep updated references in your blocks and setups. If you add a joke to the block, you have it updated in the setup.
Block and setup builder
Build your set with timing, notes, transitions and print the rundown. Don't go on stage with your bits scribbled on your hand like a rookie.
Version history
Automatic and manual snapshots. Go back to any version whenever you want, because you're going to screw it up.
Sync across devices
Native sync with Google Drive and Dropbox. Or don't — your material stays 100% local if you prefer.
Boss it around with AI (MCP)
Connect Claude Code or any MCP client and just say "find my airport jokes" or "build a setup with these three blocks". Runs on your machine, with your own token — nobody outside your computer touches your jokes.
Pretty good for being free
Dashboard with metrics
Metrics, most used tags, minutes per topic... So you can see exactly how much you're repeating the same shit.
- Real-time statistics
- Editable tags and statuses
- Trash with restore option
Write like in Word
Rich editor so you can use the only functions you master from Word, bold and italic.
- Punchline highlight (Here they have to laugh)
- Autosave every 8s
- Reorder with drag-and-drop
Don't run out of time
Build your set, nail the timing and absolutely crush it when you step on stage.
- Side timeline with accumulated times
- Simple setup duplication
- Export and print PDF and DOCX, complete set, timing and setlist.
- 1Intro2 min
- 2Familia5 min
- 3Tecnología4 min
- 4Callback3 min
- 5Cierre2 min
Not frequently asked questions
Is StandApp free?
Yes, it shouldn't be, but if the users are comedians, who the hell is gonna pay for this...
Are my texts saved only on my machine?
By default, yes — everything lives in a local database. If you want to sync across devices (or make sure your texts survive if your house burns down), StandApp has native integration with Google Drive and Dropbox.
What systems does it support?
Can you not see it? It says Windows and macOS. I don't understand the question.
Why does my computer say the app isn't signed or is damaged?
Because Apple charges 100 euros a year to sign apps and Microsoft charges 100-300 euros a year, and as you can probably imagine, I am not paying that.
Will there be a mobile version?
I built it local because people think everyone's out to steal their jokes and go "blah blah blah". They're not that good, relax. Would you trust me with your data just because I told you it's super mega encrypted? You know you wouldn't. You don't know me, why would you hand me your jokes? Also I might not even exist. In fact, I could be dead right now... No, I'm not making a mobile version, unless you ask me to.
Can I collaborate on the project?
Yes, you can send suggestions to my email.
Ready for your next set.
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